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Meet the Characters

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No disclaimers here, all characters are based on real people.

Brummie – The classic good guy consultant, been there and seen it from every angle you can imagine. Given up the fight to change the world and now just chuckles to himself at the madness of the world around him.

Disco Dave - Security product manager, media queen and music hipster. Currently up to his neck in consumer security.

Dooley – Larger than life in every sense of the phrase. Gentle giant, network guru and pretty funny for a gay red neck.

007- C’est moi!

McGraw- He may talk funny but theres no flies on him (unless hes on his farm). He says it like it is.

Brian- Crypto genius, now teaching at University and still puzzled why people with 1% of his brain are making 10 times his salary. It’s just bullshit!

Rudy – Developer guru, spends his life on a plane and being hounded by the BS sales guy.

Timmy – a pioneer of every open source project known to man. Has an exceptionally shiny head.

BS Sales Guy – We all know a few of these don’t we. If it wasn’t for them there would probably be no need for the site in the first place. You’ll see the BS Sales guy up to his old tricks and spinning tales anywhere where there is a dime in it for him. Only the real one knows exactly who he is, but asking for confirmation would be accepting guilt.


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